What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

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-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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